To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

(Source: demoncolbert)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy)

token:

cartel:

token:

why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel